An Ideal World..

Hey..

So I'm in AutoCad at the moment at school (yes.. the subject is named after the program), and I've finished drawing my ying yang sign thing (shown left, done on paint) so now I'm blogging.

This morning when I got to school I wanted to buy some cheap sweets from the vending machines but  I was 30 cents short so I was like, in an ideal world I'd have that money.. Which brings us to this blog.

So there are a few things that would be different in an ideal world. Firstly, there would be absolutely no self confidence issues and you'd just be able to speak to everyone.

Secondly, when you went to a restaurant the food you see coming towards you would be yours, not the persons next to you..

Thirdly, you'd never be short on cash (well little amounts, like 30 cents..)

Fourth, if you wanted to stay home coz you were feeling sick, you'd get to stay home.

Fifth, when standing in lines at shopping centers, the line you're standing in would move the fastest.

And now what I would classify as the most important point, all those brilliant ideas you have? Yeah in an ideal world you'd actually have the energy and will power to pull them off.

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A Project from Hell..

Hey..

Before I start this post I would just like to make it clear that this topic was not my own choice. Apparently my turtle post didn't count so this is the second topic I was given. One last thing, no I don't need psychological help (refer to post 'No.. I'm not schizophrenic'). I now begin my post..

I'm gonna start off by giving my definition of a project from hell. I see this as being given a task to do which is deemed impossible by society, examples of this would be things like assassinating a president or getting 100% for a science exam in high school.. these things just aren't done. Okay so I'm gonna say what I would do if faced with one of these situations.. and since i have no hope of getting one hundred percent for anything, I'm gonna go with the assassination route (again I'm not demented, I've just read a lot of crime and investigation books and watched a few movies)

So first thing I'd do is get a knife. But like a proper knife (They make less noise and leave no bullets which can be traced). I'd then find out where the president was situated (and no I would not do it while he was giving a speech because then the whole world would see it and that would just be stupid) hopefully he would be staying in hotel (contrary to popular belief hotel security isn't that difficult to crack once you've figured out workers shifts and stuff). I would then go and buy a suit (if you're going to assassinate a president, do it while looking classy) and check in to the room directly underneath his (no, you don't check in to the one next door, that makes you the prime suspect) and I'd wait till he goes out for his presidential duties and stuff. Once he has left the hotel completely I would take a casual stroll around looking for the head of securities office (cameras are always situated there), check when the guards change shift and then I'd run in and, using the technical skills of Dylan Kuhlenthal (hey look I found a way to put you in) would make the cameras repeat the events of today and then I would continue about my business. The next day, however, the president would once again leave the hotel and I would go into his room and hide in his shower. He would get back from a hard days work and immediately want to wash off, guess where hes gonna do that? Yeah the shower.. Sept he's not getting cleaned hes getting his throat slit by a master assassin.

Hope you enjoyed that (try imagine it as the pinnacle scene in a movie) I really hope I dont get pulled into court or anything when some official dude reads this. But if they do, tighten up hotel security.

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